They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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