STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
