Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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