Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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