'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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