rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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