Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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