yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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