awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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