i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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