Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
