tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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