Just fell off a train. Bad.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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