Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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