3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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