she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm like, not good at living.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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