That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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