i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
