dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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