You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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