I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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