It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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