Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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