question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
