i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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