Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
