laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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