okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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