Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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