I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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