More tranny stories later!
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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