Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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