We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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