I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sacagawea was the original milf.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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