You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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