just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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