No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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