We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
me + whiskey = a bad person
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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