I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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