Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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