I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Sorry about my life...
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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