what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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