ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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