Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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