doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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