I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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