why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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