wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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