How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Who died my cat blue again?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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