But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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