U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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