Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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