This girl is more easily done than said...
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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