It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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